

DAAAAMMMMMMMAAAGGGEEEE CoNtrOl!!!!!!!!
By: Kirby | July 6th, 2009
Today, i think Zlatan realized that he needed to fix things with the Inter fans by doing some damage control through the media. During the interview he also denounced the evil that is Juve (his total disregard for his former club made me feel all warm inside). Here’ what he said:
“I didn’t leave the Bianconeri because of Calciopoli. Something didn’t happen between the club and I, and I had already decided to go away before the scandal. Milan also wanted me, but I soon chose Inter without problems. I have never given a damn about the rivalry with Juventus. In Turin I felt like a superstar, but the club that taught me the most was Ajax. They taught me more things than any other club. In Italy, England and Spain they look for players who are already ready. They want results quickly. At Ajax it’s different. They shape you with training and discipline,” Ibrahimovic said. I have supported Inter since I was little. One day I watched the Italian championship on TV with some friends and we decided to bet some small change, choosing a team each. I chose Inter, the others Juve and Milan,”
So what have we learned from today’s session?
1) Juve’s admin are a bunch of turds and they forced out Ibra
2) Ibra rejected Milan to come to Inter
3) Ibra doesn’t give a flying F! about Juve (which i’m sure makes all the Inter fans like myself happy)
4) He learned the most at Ajax
5) and finally, football is a great way to help foster gambling habits within the youth of the World.
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And Zlatan is stupid stupid man.
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I learned the 5th one without Zlatan – I couldn’t afford food in university outside of my meal plan without an activity to raise some cafe money (yes, I do drink that much coffee)!
I had observed the Juve execs as turds most of my life and read the reason that he left Juve from an interview his agent gave right in April I think.
Awesome post Kirby, good to have this up again.
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He has always said that he was already on the way out of Juve when they got relegated. Juve was not willing to make him a super star – Inter was.
Personally, I have never faulted the man for his mercenary ways. I think he is just very ambitious. It is not about the money, but achieving the lofty goals he has set for himself. He may not love the club like I do, but I have no doubt that he is giving his all every day. He may be a lazy striker, but I dont think he is a slacker.
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@ Ale: nah, i dont think he’s stupid. i think he’s most intelligent. gave up a shit side to come to an amazing one
@ MAD: thank you yet again kind sir. the 5th i also learned without him. i realized from early that it was a good way to make lunch money in secondary school. the best/most fun way we use to do it was… spot kicks for a $1 at lunch time. lol quick easy
@ joey: i’ve never faulted him for being a mercenary either. i’m just happy he’s our mercenary =P
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wow. What a douche.
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News. Fuck Inter and fuck Ibra. Ungrateful bastard. Inter will never be able to step in Juve’s Big shoes. Forza Juve. You inadequate fools.
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Yep, Daniel, that is why everyone is coming out saying that this year, they are as good as Inter. Because Juve is the standard for quality and achievement. Yep. Delusional much?
And for the record, I dont think that any Inter fan on the planet would like to step in Juve’s shoes – they are far too covered in filth for our tastes.
(Wow, this is fun. I can’t be mean like this on my own blog.)
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Johonna, Inter have cheated in the past, they have just done a better job of covering it up. Juve will be back this coming Serie A season. U can’t keep a good man down. In addition, I hate ungrateful footballers like Ibra and Ronaldo who disrespect the teams that gave them the chance to develop into the players they are. Oh, when u lose Maicon to we’ll see how good inter is then.
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Ibra wasn’t ungrateful. He never disrespected any club. If you are speaking about his involvement with Juve, he has never had a bad word about the club. In fact, he has never said a bad thing about any club.
Moving to a different club does not equal disrespect.
And it looks like Maicon is staying now. While he is a great player and I would be sad to see him go, somehow we muddled through without him at the end of last season. If he goes, we will muddle through again.
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DanielP, i would LOVE, and i’ll say it again, LOVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! if you were to actually show me an instance (with proof) where inter have cheated. can you do that for me? oh i think not…
all the inter haters always tend to think that we’ve cheated in some way, shape or form without an ounce of proof. all these conspiracies and thoughts of inter cheating are fallacies created in one’s head (one’s being ppl such as yourself) to make excuses for the short comings of their club (eg. juve). since juve havent had the assistance of the refs they have been quite average in my eyes.
the day that we get caught cheating is the day i humbly apologize to everyone i have told things like the above. until then, FORZA INTER!!!!
but i will agree on one thing you’ve said: you cant keep a good man down!!! and guess what? Ibra will never be kept down by haters such as yourself. FORZAAAAAAA IBRAAAAA!!! he’s been a chart-topper since 2006…
@ joey: hahahaha be mean all you want. once its constructive of course =P
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Ibra is disgraceful and arrogant. He didn’t show up to the game that couldve won the scudetto for inter and instead went shopping. Oh and kirby, you want an example? Okay, the first that comes to mind is when they cheated pro vercelli out of the scudetto in the early nineteen-hundreds; I was just looking at the pro vercelli football manager blog. They have a whole post elaborating on it if you want to read it to figure out how you can deny it.
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